Pertanyaan paling menakutkan dalam pernikahan, kata Grant Morriss, adalah berapa orang yang pernah singgah sebelum dirinya. Bad Decisions adalah jawabannya, dan ia menjawab sambil tersenyum lebar.
Gitar elektrik yang kencang dan ketukan yang berlari di tempo pop punk yang riang, dan Grant Morriss sama sekali tidak berniat duduk diam. Kaki kita ikut menghentak sejak awal. Hanya saja reff yang sama diulang empat kali, separuh akhir lagu nyaris berisi reff saja, dan di putaran ketiga kita mulai melirik jam.
Yang paling menghibur justru daftar mantannya. Ada pramugari yang kabur, gebetan kampus yang belakangan ternyata gay, seseorang yang ia pulangkan naik bus, satu yang alergi semua makanan, satu yang berharap ia Bob Marley, dan gadis yang bersumpah kucingnya bisa berakting.
Saya tidak tahu harus kasihan pada yang mana, tapi yang terakhir jelas juaranya. Ada kebanggaan yang malu-malu di setiap nama. Semuanya ditutup dengan “And they all left, Coz they weren’t you”, nyanyinya. Kalimat yang aman untuk dinyanyikan di depan istri sendiri.
Pertanyaannya, apakah sang istri cukup puas dengan jawaban di Bad Decisions, atau malah ingin tahu lebih banyak soal si pramugari?
Lirik Lagu Grant Morriss – Bad Decisions
You ask me where am I in line? What’s the number? Be Honest Fine I tell you fifteen years is true The past is done I’m through with you know who But you want more The gory deets Like I’ve kept notes or dirty sheets The air hostess who ran away The college crush who I think turned gay The one I sent home on a bus The one who swore it was just us The one allergic to every food The one who was always rude Oh the things we do Bad decisions younger me Just footnotes now all history I dont regret I dont deny Got through it And still survived Every game a trial and error All wrong turns that made us better And its all good and its all true And they all left Coz they weren’t you Grabbing grans at 2am Bad ideas with worse intent Bin lined streets and drunken dares Confidence I didn’t wear Clueless chat and borrowed line Tried to hard and missing signs The one who ghosted after just one date The boring model who was always late The danger and the blue contacts That crazy girl who swore her cat could act The one who marked me a-z The one who wished I was Bob Marley Oh the things we do Bad decisions younger me Just footnotes now all history I dont regret I dont deny Got through it And still survived Every game a trial and error All wrong turns that made us better And its all good and its all true And they all left Coz they weren’t you Bad decisions younger me Just footnotes now all history I dont regret I dont deny Got through it And still survived Every game a trial and error All wrong turns that made us better And its all good and its all true And they all left Coz they weren’t you Bad decisions younger me Just footnotes now all history I dont regret I dont deny Got through it And still survived Every game a trial and error All wrong turns that made us better And its all good and its all true And they all left Coz they weren’t you
Grant Morriss Profile
Track Info & Review Summary
- Artist: Grant Morriss
- Track: Bad Decisions
- Genre: Pop Punk
- Release Date: October 20, 2026
- Label: Independent
- Rating: 4.1 / 5
- Reviewed by: ParaPop.net
Energi mentah dan riff gitar berkarakter senada juga mencuat dalam ulasan Adios Fatso – Ai Is Taking Your Soul serta nomor garang di arsip ulasan THE KITES – Comeback Kid.
